Gay Father

[hammerenpatch]

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in
a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with
some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to
work on some co loring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?

"No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan football, but
I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

"GO BUCKS"

[bluegrass]

LMFAO........ BUCKEYES RULE......Tony