Christmas shopping

[hammerenpatch]

A family of Michigan fans head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in their local sports shop the son picks up an Ohio State jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Buckeye fan and I would like this for Christmas."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to mother."

Off goes the little lad with the Ohio State jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Buckeye fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Ohio State Jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Ohio State fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Buckeye fan for an hour and I already hate you Michigan bastards."