Baptizing a Drunk

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Baptizing a Drunk

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Baptizing a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally
drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing
people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the
water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The
preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the
smell of booze. Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are
you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes,
I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother
have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies,
"No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at
the answer, dunks him into the water again but for a
little longer this time. He again pulls him out of
the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my
brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found
Jesus." By this time, the preacher is at his wits
end so he dunks the drunk in the water again --- but
this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs,
the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asked the
drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found
Jesus? The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his
breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this
is where he fell in?"

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