Men are smart

[tnbeagleman]

Men Are Just Happier People
>>
>> What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
>>put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>>Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
>>pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
>>shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>>
>> The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
>>station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop
>>and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
>>Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never
>>stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
>>well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
>>or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over
>>in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
>>
>> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
>>own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
>>someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your
>>underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
>>enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
>>see wrinkles in your clothes.
>>
>> Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
>>lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
>> You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can
>>wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
>>pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>>minutes.
>>
>> No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it
>>and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
>>

[MIKE]

NOW IF ONE OF US SMART FELLERS CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HAVE TO SHAVE ONCE A WEEK WITHOUT IT GETTING CAUGHTIN OUR SHIRT COLLARS WE'LL BE IN GOOD SHAPE.
MIKE