How to keep your man

[BeaglerDan]

A man and his new bride were at the GrandCanyon on their honeymoon.They took mules down in the canyon .Hers stumbled she said thats one a little later he did it again .She said thats two in a few minutes the third stumble .She pulled out a gun and shot her mule.Her husband had a fit chewed her out .She finally said are you finished he said yes she said thats one.They have been happily married ever since.