THIS OLD FARMER DROVE OVER TO HIS NEIGHBORS HOUSE & KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. A LITTLE FARM BOY OPENS THE DOOR & SAYS " CAN I HEP YA". THE FARMER SAYS" I COME OVER TO SEE YER PAW". THE BOY SAYS "PAW AIN'T HOME,WENT TO TOWN". FARMER SAYS "HOW BOUT YOUR MAW". BOY SAYS "MAW WENT TA TOWN WITH PAW" FARMER SAYS" HOW BOUT YOUR BROTHER JOE".BOYSAYS "HE WENT WITH MAW & PAW, CAN I HEP YA " FARMER SAID" I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOUR PAW, IT'S ABOUT JOEGETTING MY DAUGHTER PREGANT"
LITTLE BOY SAYS " YEAH, YOU NEED TO TALK TO PAW, I KNOW HE GETS $50.00 FOR THE BULL & HE GETS $25.00 FOR THE BOAR HOG, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE'S ASKIN FOR JOE.
SORRY WE ASKED
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