An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It
was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one
was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The
doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he
helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so.
The mother pushed; and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn
baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first
breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
The little boy responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place. Spank his a$$ again."
New Baby
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