Pest Control

[Emery]

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in
> the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
>
> He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
> minutes.
> The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
> baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to
> do," the homeowner asks?
>
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go
> up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When
> the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and
> not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in
> the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the
> homeowner.
>
> "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
>
> "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.