Huntin joke

[Little Dog]

A conservation officer drove past a local restaurant on opening day of deer season. He noticed a nice buck in the bed of a truck parked out front. Inspecting the animal, he
found a single bullet hole, right between the eyes. He waited for the hunter to come out and checked his license. All was in order. He congratulated the hunter on a fine animal and a terrific shot.
A few weeks later, the same CO drove past the same restaurant on opening day of elk season. There in the bed of the same truck was a dandy bull elk. The bull had been taken cleanly with one shot...again right between the eyes. When the hunter came out, the CO checked his license and again congratulated him on a fine animal and a great shot.
Then came opening day of bear season. Same story. Nice bear in the back of the same truck in front of the same restaurant. Inspecting the bear, the CO noticed one thing different. The bear had three bullet holes. One hole in each front paw and another right between the eyes. When the hunter came out, the CO checked his license and congratulated him on the bear.
He said, "Nice bear. Was your scope off?"
The hunter replied, "What do you mean?"
"Well, this animal has three bullet holes instead of just one." the CO pointed out.
The hunter then explained, "OH! No, the rifle was dead on. The stupid bear covered his eyes with his paws when I hit him with the spotlight!"

[MasonsBeagles]

I liked that one Little dog.