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tinymwoods
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3 drinkers

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In New York sat 3 drinkers at a bar. A Mexican man, an Iraqi man, and a good 'ol redneck girl. The bartender lined up 2 shots for the men and a beer for the lady.
The Mexican drank his first and threw his glass in the air. He pulled out his pistoly and shot it saying "In my country we make glasses so cheap we never have to drink out of the same one twice.
Impressed, the Iraqi drank his shot, threw his glass and shot it with his AK47. He said "In my country we have so much sand to make glasses we never have to drink out of the same one twice".
Unaffected by the two men the redneck gal drank her beer and threw her glass in the air. She pulled out her .45 and shot the Mexican and Iraqi. Catching her glass she said "In my country we have so many imigrants we don't have to drink with the same one twice!"
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