Pig Misunderstanding

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mike crabtree
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Pig Misunderstanding

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Howard County KY Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.

"Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she asked.

"Yeth." lisped the farmer.

Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: "Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."
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Post by ANTHONY KERR »

That wath my couthin. 2 thows and 25pigth in thith day and time ith a big loth.
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