The GOOD MARINE

[MasonsBeagles]

A United States Marine was attending some college
> courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
> Afghanistan .
>
> One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed
> atheist and a member of the ACLU.
>
> One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
> He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then
> I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
> minutes."
>
> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
> Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
> still waiting."
>
> It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
> Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
> him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
>
> The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
> silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
> looking on in silence.
>
> The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
> looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you?
> Why did you do that?"
>
> The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
> protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
> stupid crap and act like an asshole. So, He sent me."
>

[coolbrze]

Very good, here here!

[denny606]

I'll second that motion,Denny