wino wanting work

[denny606]

There was this old wino in town who was flat broke and decided to see if he could pick up some little odd jobs.Well, he went into one of the better parts of town and started knocking on some doors. Finally after about 15 houses an older single woman told him that she would give him 30 dollars if he would go out back and paint her porch,she told him there was paint and brushes in the garage,he agreed to do the job and went around back and was gone a couple of hours and knocked on the door to get paid.She asked if he was finished and he said yeah lady but that ain't no Porsche, it's a Mercedes.