HUSBAND HATES HIS WIFES CAT

[Andy and Gretchen Smith]

ONE DAY HE LOADS THE CAT INTO THE CAR AND DRIVES TWENTY BLOCKS AND DUMPS THE CAT OUT AND RETURNS HOME FINDING THE CAT SITTING IN FRONT OF THE GARAGE DOOR. NEXT DAY HE LOADS THE CAT AND DRIVES FORTY BLOCKS AND DUMPS THE CAT AND RETURNS HOME AND FINDS THE CAT SITTING IN FRONT OF THE GARAGE DOOR. NOW HE REALLY HATES THE CAT SO THE NEXT DAY HE LOADS THE CAT AND DRIVES WAY OUT INTO THE COUNTRY AND TURNS RIGHT AND THEN TURNS LEFT AND THEN TURNS RIGHT AND OVER THE RIVER AND TURNS RIGHT AND THEN TURNS LEFT AND DUMPS THE CAT. A COUPLE OF HOURS GO BY AND HE PHONES HOME AND ASK HIS WIFE IF THE CAT IS HOME SHE REPLIES YES WAY HE SAYS PUT IT ON THE PHONE I'M LOST.

[Bev]

hee, hee, hee!