Pretend we are married

[BeaglerDan]

Did you here about the man and woman who were strangers but were placed in the same sleeping car on the train.During the night the man sleeping in the top bunk started to get cold ,He shook the lady in the bunk below to wake her up .She said what can I do for you he said please hand me a blanket out of the closet honey.She said if you are going to call me honey lets just pretend we are married .He said that sounds GREAT to me.She said good then get your own D--n blanket honey. OUCH!