Dogs

[Emery]

> Three handsome male dogs are walking down the



> street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three



> male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach



> her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The



> males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and



> hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her



> obvious effect on thethree suitors, she decides to be kind and tells



> them, 'The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together



> in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.' The



> sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, 'I love liver and



> cheese.' 'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle. 'That shows no



> imagination or intelligence whatsoever.' She turns to the tall, shiny Golden



> Retriever and says 'How well can you do?' 'Um. I HATE liver and cheese,'



> blurts the Golden Retriever. 'My, my,' said the Poodle. 'I guess



> it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence.'She then



> turns to the last of the three dogs and says, 'How about you, little



> guy?'The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is



> the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the



> Golden Retriever and the Lab and says:



'Liver alone. Cheese mine.'