Hillbilly Fax

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THREE MEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY
THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY
PAGER,"HE SAID,"I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF
MY ARM".

A FEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW
LIFTED HIS PALM TO HIS EAR. WHEN HE FINISHED HE
EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND".

THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT
DONE, HE DECIDED HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE. HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM. HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM HIS BEHIND.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM.

THE HILLBILLY FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT, I'M GETTING A FAX"