The Perfect Employee?

[Emery]

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

[stavemillbeagles]

i've got employees that match both those descriptions

[denny606]

Shoot, I,ve been both Bobs

[ironjawdawgs]

Emery,
Everyday I get on here, and the first place I check is the funny bone for one of your jokes. I love'm man Keep'em comen.
Elliott

[tinymwoods]

Emery,
Everyday I get on here, and the first place I check is the funny bone for one of your jokes. I love'm man Keep'em comen.
Elliott

amen on that. makes my day a little brighter. Thanks Emery!!!