A guy walks into a café and asks for a bowl of chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.”
He looks over and notices that the guy’s bowl of chili is still full.
He says, “If you’re not going to eat that, mind if I take it?” The other guy says, “No. Help Yourself.”
He starts to eat the chili and about halfway down, his fork hits something. It’s a dead mouse and he vomits the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, “That’s about as far as I got too.”
