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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi


2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton


1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope


Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond


Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong


365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
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16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling


Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon


1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz


Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line. (think about it for a moment)


453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake


1 million microphones: 1 megaphone


1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles


2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)


10 cards: 1 decacards


1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton


1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen


1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche


1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin


10 rations: 1 decoration


100 rations: 1 C-ration


2 monograms: 1 diagram


8 nickels: 2 paradigms


14 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League


100 Senators: Not 1 decision
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Dem der are some funny stuff.
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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