Bubbles and Barbie

[Rneil]

Bubbles and Barbie

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been
a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.

Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their
promise.

They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in
a burial bag and loaded into their rowboat.

After a while Bubbles said, "Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?"

Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said,
"Nope, not yet Bubbles."

So they rowed a little farther and again Bubbles asked Barbie, "Do you
think we're out far enough now?"

Once again Barbie slipped over the side and almost immediately said, "No, this
will never do, the water is only up to my chest."

So on they rowed and rowed and rowed,and finally Barbie jumped over the side
and disappeared. Quite a bit of time went by and poor Bubbles was really getting
worried when suddenly Barbie broke the surface, gasping for breath.

"Well is it deep enough yet, Sis?"

"Yes, finally. Hand me the shovel."