>She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.>Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.>Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.>Her boyfriend is on the cover of playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
>>WOMEN'S REVENGE>
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished>to purchase.>As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a>television set in her purse.>'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.>'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,>and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.
>>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN>(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
>I know I'm not going to understand women.>I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,>pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,>and still be afraid of a spider.
>>CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS>
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.>The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.>He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.>She directs him down the correct aisle.>A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball>of string on the counter.>She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons>for your wife?>He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the>store>to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of>tobacco>and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
>So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
>(I figure this guy, is the one on the back of the milk carton!
