pants and panties

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Pants vs Panties
> >
> >
> > Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
> > little chat.
> >
> > He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
> > honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here -
> > try these on'.'
> >
> > She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
> >
> > I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

> > Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
> >
> > 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

> > On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try
> > these on.'
> >
> > She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
> >
> > Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
> > don't want you to ever forget that.'
> >
> > Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here-
> > you try on mine.'
> >
> > He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
> >
> > Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you
> > never will.'

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