11th Commandment

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biged1
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11th Commandment

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During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses and Saint Peter concluded the behavior of ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try and settle on the wording for the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming session and came up with the eleventh.

After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:

“Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.”
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