A guy decided to take his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I realy liked," she said, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just can't understand why they were fighting over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well," she replied, "I saw them flip a coin and one team got it. For the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'"
A Guy Decided
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