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The classifieds

Postby hack52 » Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:49 am

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day.... :bigsmile:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been lost a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything
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Re: The classifieds

Postby jmoore2974 » Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:28 am

Good stuff Thanx!
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Re: The classifieds

Postby Emery » Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:27 am

The last one is funny!!!!! :lol:
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