Bacon Tree

[BIG AL]

Juan and Pepe were trying to sneak across the border and became lost in the desert. They wondered around for a couple days and became very tired and hungry. They were crawling across the sand when they smelled the wonderful smell of cooked bacon. They looked around and saw a tree that had what looked like lots of bacon hanging off its limbs. Juan said to Pepe "I whill go check out dis bacon tree". Juan crawled over toward the tree and when he was almost there a shot rang out and wounded Juan. Juan looked back toward Pepe and said "Dis is not a bacon tree, it's a ham bush."