I would like a raise

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2500 HD
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I would like a raise

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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss : Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?



Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss : Yes.



Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companiesafter me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss : A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.



Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

Boss : Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?



Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

Boss : Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?



Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!





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