Texas Sheriff's Exam

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hack52
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Texas Sheriff's Exam

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Texas Sheriff's Exam

A man in Texas was looking to join the Frio County Sheriff's Department. He was being interviewed.

The Sergeant conducting the interview said, "Your qualifications look good, but there is an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum across the desk, he says to the applicant, "Take this pistol. Go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberals,' and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" asked the man.

"That is the attitude we are looking for!" said the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

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