Church hymns

[goodpickens]

DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?

Dentist's Hymn.................................... Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn........................... There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn............................... The Church is One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn............................... Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn................................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn..........................Standing on the Promises! (Who ever picked this, hit IT RIGHT ON THE HEAD !!!)

Optometrist's Hymn.............................Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn........................ I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn..............................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn........................ Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn............................Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn..............................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop (Betty and Geraldine)

The Doctor's Hymn...............................The Great Physician



AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

55 mph .......................... God Will Take Care of You

75 mph ........................... Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph .......................... Precious Memories





Give me a sense of humor, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folks.