Woman shot in head!

[Rneil]

Woman shot in head!

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,
was visiting her in-laws and while there went
to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her
sitting in her car in the driveway with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both
hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she
had been shot in the back of the head and had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked
and Linda refused to remove her hands from
her head.

When they finally got in, they found that
Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of
her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama
supporter, but that could all be a
coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed
and it was determined to be Bush's fault.