They sent my Census form back!

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They sent my Census form back!

Post by hack52 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:18 pm

They sent my Census form back!

Responding to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I entered:

'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crackheads, unemployable bastards, the cast and audience of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!'

Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.

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Re: They sent my Census form back!

Post by bluegrass » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:39 pm

That is absolutely fricking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
The 1st amendment allows the usual liberal narcissistic "I think.." which is how they start all their sentences.

The second amendment protects us from implementing "I think"

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