Body found

Everyone can use a little humor. Good-natured jokes and stories can brighten a day and go well with that first cup of coffee. (Let's keep'em clean)

Moderators: Pike Ridge Beagles, Aaron Bartlett

Post Reply
2500 HD
Posts: 1410
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:39 pm

Body found

Post by 2500 HD » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:36 pm

Just when you think that the police are uncaring, a story like this comes along and helps to restore our faith.


The Salem Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Willamette River just west of the Marion Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive intoxication. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on sexual device and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police officer removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment...

Post Reply