Two Coffees in Heaven!

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hack52
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Two Coffees in Heaven!

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Two Coffees in Heaven!

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

'Mohammed higher than Jesus!
Man, oh man!' Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question. 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!'

God turns, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'



Keep your trust in God;
your president is an idiot.

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Re: Two Coffees in Heaven!

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:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The 1st amendment allows the usual liberal narcissistic "I think.." which is how they start all their sentences.

The second amendment protects us from implementing "I think"

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Re: Two Coffees in Heaven!

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good one
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Re: Two Coffees in Heaven!

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Funny, but no way is Mohammed going to be allowed to serve the one and only true living God! Of course we all know that.
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Bob
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