Philosopher's comments on wive
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..
Sacha Guitry
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.�
Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
Dumas
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A littlecandlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.��It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives.�
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming�
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,�
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
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You know what I did before I married?�
Anything I wanted to.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.�
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.�
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'�
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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Philosopher's comments on wives
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