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hack52
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Texas police do care.

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This story involves the Sheriff’s Department in the county of Kaufman, TX who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the ditch near the Gun Club in the vicinity of state highway-429 and CR-344.
The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Abels Springs.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a Red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Texas police do care.

beaglehandler
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Location: Indianapolis IN

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And George Bush was laid to rest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bluegrass
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Location: Greenville, MI

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beaglehandler wrote:And George Bush was laid to rest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good comeback...now make sure mommy and daddy get their laptop back.
The 1st amendment allows the usual liberal narcissistic "I think.." which is how they start all their sentences.

The second amendment protects us from implementing "I think"

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