This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went
before the judge in Windsor he asked her, "What did you steal?" She
replied, "A can of peaches.."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and
she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She
replied, "6." The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke
up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said,
"What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
