Only in America

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Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in America .....do people
order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks
leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.

Only in America..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight..


Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ..

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the
headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated'
such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call
what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored
cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those
two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the
needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?



I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they
call the airport, the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
In other words, send it to everyone.
We all need to smile every once in a
while.. Spread the Stupidity!