3 strikes

[goodpickens]

An old farmer sent for a bride through a mail subscription. On the way to pick her up at the railroad station, his horse stumbled and caused the wagon to jerk, spilling his coffee in his lap. He became angry and screamed to the horse,"Thats one." Shortly after as he was entering town, a dog ran out in front of him and the horse ran off the road and hit a hitching post nearly turning the wagon over. The farmer stood and screamed."Thats two." The old man picked up his bride and started home with a content look on his face until, low and behold, a large rattler slithered out in the road making the horse rear up. The farmer grabbed his shotgun and screamed ,"Thats three," shooting the horse. His bride hollered,"Now what did you do that for, the horse is dead and we have no way to get home." The farmer looked her right in the eye and said,"THATS ONE."

[Joshua and Stephanie]

lol that's old jerry crowlers joke love to listen to him brings tears to my eye laughing so hard

[Dale Pea]

My favorite is the one where Marcell is moving the piano.