the blonde and the redhead

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the blonde and the redhead

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A blonde was sitting down in a restaurant one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!" Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "It's a bet, you’re on!"

So, both of the woman stared at the news waiting to see what happens. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head, feeling guilty, said "I can’t take your money. I saw the news earlier this mornin', I knew he was gonna jump off that cliff."

And the blonde says "Well, I did too! But I never would have thought that the man would do it again!"

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