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Clocks

Post by tinymwoods » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:22 pm

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked "What are all of those clocks?". St. Peter said "They are lie clocks. Every one on earth has their own lie clock. Every time you tell a lie the hands will move." "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating she has never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man. "Who's is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice , telling us Abe has only told 2 lies in his life."
The man looks around and asks "Where is Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."
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Re: Clocks

Post by johns03272008 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:05 pm

Lol that's a good one
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