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Post by Newt » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:37 pm

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from the North.
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from the West.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Louisiana.
He told her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he still didn't see anything. . . .

. . . . But by the third day, the swelling had gone down a bit, and he could see well enough out of his left eye to fix himself a sandwich. His arm had healed to the point he could load the dishwasher.

…….He still has some pain when he pees though.

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