Gotta a pen

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2500 HD
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Gotta a pen

Post by 2500 HD » Fri May 16, 2014 8:17 pm

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!

I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"

She said, "I sure do."

I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday.

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Re: Gotta a pen

Post by littlewoody » Sat May 17, 2014 2:58 am

Funny ! :lol:

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