The Pearly Gates

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John Way
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The Pearly Gates

Post by John Way » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:07 pm

A man that recently passed found himself at the pearly gates. Saint Peter approached him and looked over his credentials. "Seems you have spent most of your life with an uncaring attitude and a strong me first trait" " Not the kind of men who just waltz through these gates ". Peter continued " You haven't performed any kind acts to your neighbor " The desperate fellow said "But no, I have. I saw an older gentlemen being beaten up and robbed by some biker dudes. I ran up to the biggest one and gave him a push. Then told him " Leave this guy be or your gonna have to deal with me " I then kicked over over a couple of their bikes. Saint Peter said to him " And when exactly did this occur"????? About five minutes ago.

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