Some ole timers still think fast!

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Some ole timers still think fast!

Post by Richard77 » Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:07 pm

An elderly gentlemen in louisiana , decided to take his ole vacant land which held a large pond in the center of it ,
And make it a local swimming hole!,so he fixed up some picnic tables,horse shoe pits,and pruned up some of the apple and peach trees.

One evening the ole man decided to go down to the pond,as he hadn't been there for awhile,and look it over.
So he grabbed a 5-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit...

As he neared the pond he herd voices shouting and laughing with glee.As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
Women skinny dipping in his pond,as he made the women aware of his presence,they all went to the deep end of the pond.

"We ain't coming out til you leave!",shouted one of the women..the ole man frowned,"I didn't come down here to watch you
Ladies swim naked,or make you get out naked" as he raised his 5-gallon bucket,"I just came to feed the ole ALLIGATOR !...

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Re: Some ole timers still think fast!

Post by tobyyellott » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:51 pm

He was smart lol

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