The American Beagler Forum

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:53 am**

HAHA.. could not help myself.

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:20 am**

Try to get away March 28th - April 1st. You may find 1 at the World Hunt.

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:41 am**

watch what you ask for you may get it.

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:55 am**

WElllllllllllllllllllll, if you are really interested in a female beagler, you need to post a picture of yourself, picture of truck(must have one), picture of hounds, pay stub.

Requirements:
job
dogs
pickup truck
job
hair
own teeth
job
be able to see your feet when you look down

Let's see?? Did I leave anything out, gals???

By the way, I am just offering tips and advice.

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:07 pm**

Maybe the last 3 years of Federal 1040's might also help...
but sounds like you covered it, TRUCK< DOGS<JOB yup pretty much covers it... Oh Truck must be 4X4. It also helps if ya know how to scoop poop... If not I am sure your new gal can train you....

Posted by TC;s Better Half

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:56 pm**

Well oakhill i guess im out cause i have 4x4 jeep.... I do have a job. (AIr Force) I have one bluetick. (look for a female beagle aswhile). I can see my feet when i look down. Hair and teeth are still there. Im easy to train, and house broke.

My requirements:
1. Female beagler
2. over 18
..... thats about it. guys can you think of anything else???

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:44 pm**

Finding a lady beagler is hard enough but KEEPING her is the trick!

Trust and equality. She is your partner!!!!

If she wants to take a trip to the nationals and you have to work...........let her go!

If you want to hunt and she wants to trial.........let her take the dogs she wants and tell her to go have fun!!!

If she wants to go hunting by herself or with her friends (males or females) let her go!

If she wants a new Chevy Z71 with flo masters.......... buy it for her!

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:10 pm**

SouthernBeagles wrote: If she wants a new Chevy Z71 with flo masters.......... buy it for her!

HAHA!!

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:14 pm**

Go find a first shirt and take her hunting with you... LOL!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:21 pm**

I was just dating one daughter.... haha that was weird.

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:21 pm**

Well, Sally, if ur talkin' about husband material, they need to be at least 86 (do dentures count as "own teeth"?), extremely rich, outlived all their sterile children, one foot in the grave and the other on a 'nanner peel...

I'll provide the truck and dogs.

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:44 pm**

YOu ladies are the worst. haha!!!

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:57 pm**

Bev, let me rephrase that. Teeth must be your own and not making installment payments on them.

Also, Just two teeth don't count. Got to have at least all the front teeth.

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:29 pm**

Well let me see how I stack up to Sally's requirements.
1. Have a good job
2. Have a few dogs( not too good)
3. Have a nice 4x4 truck ( really no kidding)
4. Have a second job also.....
5. Does hair on BACK count???
6. Have own teeth ( wheeww)
7. Can get a 3rd job ( sleeps overrated)
8. Can see my feet when I look down ( course they ain't that far away)
ROFLMAO
And wife will let me go ,But going to have to get 4th job to pay alimony...

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:56 pm**

LMAO! Ya never know, cuttinedge, she might just kick in some herself to get rid of ya.

Funny how men don't see women having teeth to be as important as we do about men..... as a matter of fact...well, never mind.

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