Inner Peace

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:55 am

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

P.S. This is all in fun.... if you get offended, then you don't have a sense of humor!

tnbeagleman · Post by **tnbeagleman** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:04 pm

Good thing there was no ex-lax laying around or you would have an Empty feeling to go with that inner peace.

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:57 am

Yelp, that probably would be the case!!!