Salesman

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tic
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Location: SE Indiana

Salesman

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A traveling salesman that has been on the road a long time is coming through Las Vegas. He stops at one of the local brothels and gives the man at the front desk $500 and says "I want the ugliest woman you got and a bolongna sandwich". The man at the desk replies "But Sir for $500 we can give you one of our best, prettiest girls for the night and a 5 course meal". The salesman responds... "I'm not horny, I'm homesick".
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