WIFE'S SURPRISE

[MIKE]

THE WIFE & I WAS PLANNING ON BUYING A NEW VEHICLE. I WANTED A TRUCK TO USE AROUND THE FARM. SHE SAID "NO, I'M TIRED OF DRIVING TRUCKS". SHE SAID I WANT SOMETHING SPORTY THAT WILL GO FROM 0 TO 200 IN ABOUT 3 SECONDS. I NEED IT WHEN I GO TO TOWN TO GO SHOPPING SO I CAN GET IN & OUT OF TRAFFIC. I TOLD HER WE COULDN'T AFFORD ANYTHING LIKE THAT & ALSO THE INSURANCE WOULD KILL US. SHE GOT MAD & SAID I TOLD YOU WHAT I WANT. MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK, SURPRISE ME !! SO THE NEXT WEEK I SURPRISED HER. I BOUGHT THE ONLY THING I COULD AFFORD THAT GOES FRON 0 TO 200 IN 3 SECONDS.
I BOUGHT HER A REAL SPOTRY SET OF BATHROOM SCALES.
SHE HASN'T TALKED TO ME SINCE