Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose habits partially blocked the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 5o nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to hell... There aren't any nuns there."
The Nuns
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The Nuns
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32